i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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