Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You've changed since you got that strap on
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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