found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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