He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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