I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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