How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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