Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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