He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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