We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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