North Korea, Best Korea!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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