i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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