people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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