Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Randomize
