We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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