What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
