we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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