The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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