I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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