your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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