This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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