You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I need water and some morals
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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