Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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