David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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