i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Randomize
