i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
