I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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