Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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