I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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