check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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