About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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