I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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