we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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