can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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