Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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