drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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