She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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