I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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