why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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