Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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