Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
