It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You are a genius and a whore.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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