Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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