is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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