CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So vagazzling was a success
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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