If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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