We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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