I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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