I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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