her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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