do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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