I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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