Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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