How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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