i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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